12 discoveries that make a man, becoming a father
- Apartment deadly
All objects lying below the level of your waist, will either be destroyed or used for mutilation. 90% of your cases on "education" child - is an attempt to save him from injury.
- Dream - a new erotic fantasy
Eight unrestrained hours - this beautiful than take a bath with Vera Brezhnev. At the very least, a dream you still have power.
- You unpleasant character
you recognize yourself in his moods, his perseverance, his hazard. It looks like a small curved mirror. At the same time realize what a pain in the ass you were for their ancestors.
- But you will be ideal for my daughter
That you sformiruesh her taste for men. Try to match, if you want to you eventually appeared decent in-law.
- Not everything depends on you
when you first drop a child head on the floor (not "if", namely, "when"), you pray, that all ended well. Even if you do not know a single prayer and never in anyone believed.
- You - the "bad" investigator
By two years the child learns to manipulate your wife Putin Duma twirls. If you do not want to live with the little dictator, you yourself will have to command and punish 50 times a day to say the word "no." Unpleasant role, but someone has to do it.
- Leisure time - when he's sleeping
child - the employer is not aware of the Labour Code. Weekend for him there.
- Small - not so quiet
Let it weighs six pounds - upset, he masterfully reproduces the sound level of the Su-35 in attack mode. Yes, some even snore during sleep. Bass.
- Good cartoon can be viewed 50 times.
- You could negotiate with terrorists
, "He does not want the street. No, he wants the street. No, these gloves do not fit. No, he will not push a knob to cuff. No, he did not want the street. This - my toy, though she a stranger ... "All negotiations - a soft voice, with a smile and diminutive suffixes.
- Happiness is
not only the child truly experiencing what is happening, but also makes you feel very sharp joy, tenderness, affection. Whatever you may be a cynic, many of his actions and phrases you have to wipe the tears of emotion. And there is nothing to be ashamed of.
- You horse, and-ho-ho.
25 English idioms
Expressions that should not be taken literally.
These phrases should know everyone who wants to pull level of spoken English and understand what was going on in the conversation, movies or books.
- Against the clock - almost a race against time - it means "to do something very quickly," in the short term.
- Eat to one's word - you can not eat his words, but to take back his words - completely.
- Break A leg - sometimes in the movies you can hear someone advises hero "break a leg", in fact it is good luck: no fluff, no pen!
- The apple of one's eye - literally translated scary, but the phrase means something like "the diamond of my soul," someone very loving and treasure it.
- To feel it in one's bones - this is the case when you instinctively feels that something will happen. In the Russian language there is a premonition of another place in English - bones.
- When pigs fly - a phrase about flying pigs remind many situation "when cancer at Mount hiss" or "till the cows come home." That is to say never.
- To scratch someone's back and That someone Will scratch in return - this expression literally translates as "to scratch the back of another that he scratched you in return," ie, quid pro quo: to make a man a good deal in the hope that he will respond to those same.
- To walk A Mile in my Shoes - it does not offer a walk in someone else's shoes, you are asked to "stay in my shoes," imagine yourself in someone else's place.
- Cost to an arm and leg A - so they say when something is too expensive. You literally have to sell part of the body to afford this thing.
- To count one's Chickens before They hatch - do not count on the success of earlier times, when nothing is clear. We have a similar expression "do not count your chickens before they are hatched."
- It's Raining cats and dogs - funny to imagine a rain of cats and dogs, but as they say, when it's pouring.
- Rat race - "rat race" - by and large, our whole life. It means "to be in a constant state of hurry and rivalry", chase success / money - anyone that.
- In a nutshell - if you want to say something briefly, this expression is perfect to speak in a nutshell.
- The grass is always greener on the Other Side (of the fence) - translates as "well where we do not." Many for a notice that the grass is always greener - here it's the same feeling.
- Quick and dirty - in our language have the same term that says "cheap and cheerful".
- A leg to shake - so they say when you need to hurry up and do something quickly, "move!".
- Not your cup of tea - this is not your element when the soul does not belong to something or something can not be done. Literally "not your cup of tea," and you need to find your own.
- Curiosity Killed the cat - overly curious person can often hear that. In Russian - Varvara curious nose torn off in the bazaar, neither cat has suffered.
- Take to the cake - do not rush to take the cake, it means "to beat all" (in a good or bad way). Vaguely reminiscent of Russian "take off the shelf pie."
- A leopard cannot Change ITS spots - as a man can not change his nature, he "such as it is" and the leopard can not change the spots on the skin. Good argument for those who do not want to change.
- Blood, Sweat, and Tears - expression means a huge effort or hard work. Literally "blood, sweat and tears": in Russian has an intimate "seven pots went off."
- Pushing the Envelope - an expression of a man who always offers something new and out of the ordinary.
- To save your breath - literally, "Take care of your breath," then it's not worth wasting time and talk about what is not useful. Better to remain silent and not to rend the air.
- To know where the bodies are buried - when you hear it, do not worry - in this sentence there is nothing about these graves, Russian analogue of "that's where the shoe pinches" - is to understand the essence of the matter.
The narrow pedestrian street of Hanoi train passes
In Vietnam have railroad tracks that pass through the narrow pedestrian street in a residential area. In the video you can see that the train passes a few feet from the door of apartment houses. Hanoi - a unique city, not least because of its narrow streets and buildings. And as the main railway station is located in the city center, it is not surprising that the railroad pass through the busy streets. Path to Long Bien bridge passes through the Old Quarter - a densely populated residential area. The houses here are so close to the tracks that people can easily lose a leg if they make a wrong move, or hand, if put it on the windowsill at the wrong time. Fortunately, the trains pass only twice a day.
According to Adam Armstrong, who recorded a video and posted it on YouTube in February, the train passes so close to the houses that people have to hide their vehicles at home and in the alleys fixed time. Timetable People know very well: between four and seven hours evening locals suddenly disappear rapidly from the streets, hurrying to hide. Immediately after the train will pass, life resumes on the street - people immediately come out of hiding and return to daily activities. From the fact that people know the schedule, the situation is not getting any safer - it's hard to imagine how many accidents occur every year on this street. But people, despite the danger, here live kind and friendly.
Interesting facts about the Golden Gate Bridge
If you have ever watched an American movie, you will almost certainly have seen this bridge. Or maybe you are lucky enough to visit it? Golden Gate Bridge connecting San Francisco to the north of the San Francisco Peninsula and southern Marin County, near the suburb of Sausalito, - one of the most recognizable landmarks in the world. The Golden Gate Bridge was started in 1933 and it was inaugurated in 1937. He has long held the record as the longest bridge in the world until it was surpassed in 1964.
However, this bridge has earned a notorious suicide favorite place. For more than seven decades of the bridge according to unofficial data, more than 1,200 people to commit suicide by jumping into the water with him (the official tally was discontinued in 1995, when the number of suicides exceeded 1000). 1995 turned out to be some kind of a record 45 suicides - more than in any previous three years since opening. In 2006, 34 were found suicide jumped off a bridge. In addition, four suicide seen, but bodies were not found. "Record" number of suicides within one month, occurred in August 2013 - 10 cases.
Sometimes rescuers manage to prevent suicide. California Patrol takes a year from the bridge an average of 70 potential suicides. In addition, some already manages to pull out of the water, but their condition is pitiable. The fact that the fall from the bridge is 4 seconds and the body has time to get up to speed 142 km / h, which is deadly. Most survivors die from internal injuries or supercooling because the water in the river falls to +8 degrees Celsius.
As of 2006, all springing from the bridge with only 26 people survived. They managed to stay alive, as they enter the water feet first. But still suffered multiple internal injuries and broken bones. However, there are unique cases where suicide themselves save their lives. In 1979, for example, the young man jumped off a bridge, but it suddenly woke up craving for life, and he swam to shore and even he came to the hospital. Collision with the water surface it cracked several vertebrae, but life was saved. In 1985, a bridge leaped 16-year-old, but once with cold water, he also changed his mind and somehow swam to shore on their own. They say the first words that he said, out of the water, were: "I can not do anything, as it should." There were also more sombre occasions. Girl from California jumped from the bridge twice. The first time, in 1988, she was rescued, hospitalized. But, after the trauma, she tried again, and this time her jump ended in death.
In April 2011, another teenage girl decided to make a fatal jump from a height of 61 meters. She had been in the icy water for 20 minutes, was rescued and admitted to a nearby hospital.
Since 2000, discussed various methods of reducing the number of suicides. It was suggested several ideas, including closing the passage for pedestrians at night. On the other hand, nothing prevents suicide arrive by car. Another suggestion - electronic gates, tracking routes. Finally, a proposal was made to erect an anti-suicide fencing.
Mr. landed house Stryendzha
Australian artist, Ian Strange, is known for its original installations and sculptures.
His latest work Ian Strange presented at the Biennale iskusttva Australia in Adelaide. Architectural and sculptural installation - a replica of a country house painter, recreated in the architectural style of the 1920s.
His work Strange called "Landed", which translates as "landed." Absolutely black coated matte house, "landed" in the outer courtyard of the South -Australian art gallery. It looks as if dropped from above, but not shattered to pieces, and only partially went underground, swept round crumbled stones - traces of "landing". "landed" recalls Dorothy House magically transferred from Kansas to hurricane country Zhivunov. Can Ian Strange fell in love with Frank Baum novel "The Wonderful Wizard of Oz," but maybe not. Somehow "landed" very interesting from all points of view installation.
16 simple and affordable ways to add visual luxury interior
Cheap and cheerful
Luxury in one form or another like everyone, but not everyone can afford it - many simply do not have enough money for it to decorate the house and make it more comfortable. But there are very simple techniques to the house as if by magic, became a luxurious and cozy. Here are some of them:
1. Look for old used furniture
2. Repaint the walls and windows
3. Spread the laminate
4. Paint the door
5. Hang on the wall or pictures beautiful pictures
6. Let there be light
7. Hang bookshelves
8. No mess
9. Hang mirrors
Buy three or four vertical mirror and hang them on the wall side by side - so you will visually enlarge the room, and you do not even have to break the wall. And it will make the room more interesting.
10. Buy machines on sales
11. Clean the fork and spoon
12. Refurbish kitchen set
13. Pour the track again
14. Bathroom
15. Front door
Another tip for those who live in the cottage: refresh the mailbox number and door knocker on the house. If you have an old front door, think about replacing it.
16. Replace window
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