12 discoveries that make a man, becoming a father
- Apartment deadly
All objects lying below the level of your waist, will either be destroyed or used for mutilation. 90% of your cases on "education" child - is an attempt to save him from injury.
- Dream - a new erotic fantasy
Eight unrestrained hours - this beautiful than take a bath with Vera Brezhnev. At the very least, a dream you still have power.
- You unpleasant character
you recognize yourself in his moods, his perseverance, his hazard. It looks like a small curved mirror. At the same time realize what a pain in the ass you were for their ancestors.
- But you will be ideal for my daughter
That you sformiruesh her taste for men. Try to match, if you want to you eventually appeared decent in-law.
- Not everything depends on you
when you first drop a child head on the floor (not "if", namely, "when"), you pray, that all ended well. Even if you do not know a single prayer and never in anyone believed.
- You - the "bad" investigator
By two years the child learns to manipulate your wife Putin Duma twirls. If you do not want to live with the little dictator, you yourself will have to command and punish 50 times a day to say the word "no." Unpleasant role, but someone has to do it.
- Leisure time - when he's sleeping
child - the employer is not aware of the Labour Code. Weekend for him there.
- Small - not so quiet
Let it weighs six pounds - upset, he masterfully reproduces the sound level of the Su-35 in attack mode. Yes, some even snore during sleep. Bass.
- Good cartoon can be viewed 50 times.
- You could negotiate with terrorists
, "He does not want the street. No, he wants the street. No, these gloves do not fit. No, he will not push a knob to cuff. No, he did not want the street. This - my toy, though she a stranger ... "All negotiations - a soft voice, with a smile and diminutive suffixes.
- Happiness is
not only the child truly experiencing what is happening, but also makes you feel very sharp joy, tenderness, affection. Whatever you may be a cynic, many of his actions and phrases you have to wipe the tears of emotion. And there is nothing to be ashamed of.
- You horse, and-ho-ho.
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